then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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