Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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