I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
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Fuck
Where is the hickey?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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