I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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