He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm just crazy horny about you
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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