I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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