how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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