i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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