I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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