i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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