I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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