Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i drank out of a bidet.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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