But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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