FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
As shirtless as possible
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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