white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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