She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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