My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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