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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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