I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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