Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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