Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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