why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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