I want to stick my p in your. b.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
