I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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