So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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