I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
