Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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