it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize