I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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