I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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