My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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