Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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