People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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