Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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