If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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