ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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