Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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