My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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