physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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