My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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