Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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