YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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