Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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