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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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