If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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