Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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