we're blogging at a bar
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
