New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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