Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
