I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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