I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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