You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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