butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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