you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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