why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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