If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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