I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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